omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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