...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Jerry, you need to find god
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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