Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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