I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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