I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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