I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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