you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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