Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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