It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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