so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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