just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Acid is not a monday night drug
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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