you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
