I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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