Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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