My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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