YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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