No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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