When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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