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where does the pee come out of this thing
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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