did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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