Well douche your snatch and let's go!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
