You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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