The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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