i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do vagina's smell?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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