dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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