Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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