hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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