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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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