i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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