Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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