no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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