Ambien. No doubt about it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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