Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
