I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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