You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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