I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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