Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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