How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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