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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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