My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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