"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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