My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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