Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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