I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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