I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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