return my video game
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
