i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
