i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
