He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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