ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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